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Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
             Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
             Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....


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Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
               Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

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Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
               Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
               To Reliance ki kasam  PUNE  me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..


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Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
   abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
              Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

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Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
            Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
                        Jaise hare bhare khet main Mhais ghus jaye.


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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
          Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
           Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
          Hawa hi hawa hai.

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Gum woh cheez hai ...
    Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
Gum woh cheez hai ...
        Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai

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Tu ne mere man se khela,
       Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
       Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
...
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        Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
   Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
       Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg
gaya

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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
   Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.......
       Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa......

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A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
           Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega...
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
           Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega....


Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
          Chalo teeno picture chalen.....

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Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
   Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
            & nbsp; iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
    Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
         Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
   Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
         Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
   Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
         Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
          JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
   
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
          Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita


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Khud ko kar buland itnaa
         Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
         Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???

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Maine tujhe dekha
    Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
            Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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kabootar ke do par
      &nb sp; (wah wah)
kabootar ke do par....
        ek idhar ek udhar

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aasman mein char tare
   aasman mein char tare
       do tumhare do hamare
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Teri julfey yu lehra rahi hai...
     Teri julfey yu lehra r ahi hai...
           Jaise koi bhains poonch hila rahi hai...

 

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abhi aye abhi bethe abhi daman sambhala hai

aap ki jau jau ne hamara dil nikala hai

 

Woh muskurate hai hamare fisal jane par

ham fisal jate hai unke muskurane par

 

palat kar to dekh oh jalim hasina

kuch tamanna ham bhi rakhte hai

tu khubsurat hai to kya hua

javan dil ham bhi rakhte hai

 

sher ane shayri ni vat kare tene shayar kahe chai

dard ane dil ni vaat kare tene ghayal kahe chai

 

kala ambar kala kambal kala rang kadhai ka

ek tere pyar ka rang dusra rang kadhai ka

 

khubsurat ho tum to kam ham bhi nahi

bewafa hot tum to tumhare ham bhi nahi

mahobbat ke is mod pe akar

kaheti ho ke shadi suda hu main

to kaan khol kar sun lo

kavare ham bhi nahi

 

raat ko sou to sapana tera

subah ko udhu to mukhda tera

kash muze maut bhi agaye

to kafan ho dupatta tera

 

tame dur thi joi ah amari nanami hati

naseeb joge kabar samsami hati

 

badnasibi ane dukhi dil ni mahefil jami hati

akhare kai na malyoo chevate chand sitara ni salami hati

 

avu lagyoo ke maut pachi pan gulami hati

badha hata ek fakta tari j khami hati

 

dil ka mandir mera banaya

murti kisi aur ki dal di

pujari muze banaya

dakshina kisi aur ko dedi

magar kya dekhta hu

kabra kisi aur ki aur lash meri dal di

 

pilana farz tha to kuch bhi pila diya hota

sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota

 

Licence mate 18 joi ye

marriage mate 21 joi ye

exam ma 35 (or 40) joi

pan varsad vakha te to 36(chattri) j joi

 

vah re upar vale tera khel nirala

kutte ki doom ko sidha kar dala

 

tumhare liye hamara janada nickla

magar voh na nikali jiske liye janada nickla

 

dil tamone aap ta api didhu

pamta pachu tame mangi lidhu

matra ek kshan tame rakhyoo chata

cho taraf thi ketlu kapi lidhu

 

avajo to badhe thi avvana

hashe rasta to loko chalvana

musafar hoi to ama shu

ame to rasta vagar pan chalvana

 

pushp ni bhinto chanavo to khara

ne pachi bari mukavo to khara

ekda ma mindu jetlu

etli jagya banavo to khara

 

'k' keval kavita no ne sher no 'sh' kem?

'g' gazal no to pachi prem no 'p' kem?

charey chai sankalayela to pachi dur rahi shake kem?

tevij reete premi ek bijathi door rahi shake kem?

 

 

 aapne mere man se khela

 aapne mere tan se khela

 aapne mere dhan se khela

 well played! well played! well played!!

 

 tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai

 chalo teeno movie chalen

 

 jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk

 honthon ko choom lu

 jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk

 honthon ko choom lu.

 magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya

 

 Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

 tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;

 kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

 

 

 Badi der se jinki zulfon pe

 nazren jamaye baithe the

 Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren

 jamaye baithe the

 Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla

 (wah wah).

 

 Jee karta hai ki teri neeli neeli aankhon

 main dub jaoon

 Jee karta hai ki teree neeli neeli aankhon main

dub jaoon

 chapaak!

 

 Gum woh cheez hai.

 Gum woh cheez hai

 isse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai, For example

 Fevicol (wah wah)

 

 Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke'

 Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche

 aur khuda tumse puche

 Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise '

 

 Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

 Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha

 Paas gaya to bheeg gaya.

 

 Door se dekha to sher tha

 Door se dekha to sher tha

 Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.

 

 Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.

 Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.

 La, phawda mujhe de.(Wah Wah)

 

 jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi

 jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi

 dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim

 bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

 

 Lal diwar par chune se likha tha Galib ne

 Lal diwar par chune se likha tha Galib ne

 "Yahan likhna mana hai."

 

 Woh sadak ke us paar thi

 Hum sadak ke is paar the

 Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi

 Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage

badhi

 Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage

badhi

 Ab hum sadak ke us ppar the, aur voh sadak ke is

paar thi.

     Big deal!

 

 Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

 Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

 Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

 *wah*wah*wah*wah

 

 Bakri chadhi pahad par ,

  Bakri chadhi pahad par

     

 

 

 Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere

 baap ne muzhe peeta

 Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap

 ne muzhe peeta

 Sin theta by cos theta is equal to

 tan theta

 Taan ki shakti, maan ki shakti

 bournvita !

 

 

 kaaash ke tere chehre par

  Chickenpox ke daag hote.

  kaaash ke tere chehre par

  chickenpox ke daag hote.

  chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee

  saaath hote !!!

 

 Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se

nahi,

 Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

 Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to

 sitaron ka kya hoga,

 Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron

 ka kya hoga.

 

 

 Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,

 Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,

 Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

 

 

 

 

 Before Marriage:

 takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

 tajmahal banana chahata hoon

 lekin mumtaz nahi milti

 After Marriage:

 takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

 tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi

marti

 

 

 

 

 

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