abhi aye abhi bethe abhi daman sambhala hai
aap ki jau jau ne hamara dil nikala hai
Woh muskurate hai hamare fisal jane par
ham fisal jate hai unke muskurane par
palat kar to dekh oh jalim hasina
kuch tamanna ham bhi rakhte hai
tu khubsurat hai to kya hua
javan dil ham bhi rakhte hai
sher ane shayri ni vat kare tene shayar kahe chai
dard ane dil ni vaat kare tene ghayal kahe chai
kala ambar kala kambal kala rang kadhai ka
ek tere pyar ka rang dusra rang kadhai ka
khubsurat ho tum to kam ham bhi nahi
bewafa hot tum to tumhare ham bhi nahi
mahobbat ke is mod pe akar
kaheti ho ke shadi suda hu main
to kaan khol kar sun lo
kavare ham bhi nahi
raat ko sou to sapana tera
subah ko udhu to mukhda tera
kash muze maut bhi agaye
to kafan ho dupatta tera
tame dur thi joi ah amari nanami hati
naseeb joge kabar samsami hati
badnasibi ane dukhi dil ni mahefil jami hati
akhare kai na malyoo chevate chand sitara ni salami hati
avu lagyoo ke maut pachi pan gulami hati
badha hata ek fakta tari j khami hati
dil ka mandir mera banaya
murti kisi aur ki dal di
pujari muze banaya
dakshina kisi aur ko dedi
magar kya dekhta hu
kabra kisi aur ki aur lash meri dal di
pilana farz tha to kuch bhi pila diya hota
sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota
Licence mate 18 joi ye
marriage mate 21 joi ye
exam ma 35 (or 40) joi
pan varsad vakha te to 36(chattri) j joi
vah re upar vale tera khel nirala
kutte ki doom ko sidha kar dala
tumhare liye hamara janada nickla
magar voh na nikali jiske liye janada nickla
dil tamone aap ta api didhu
pamta pachu tame mangi lidhu
matra ek kshan tame rakhyoo chata
cho taraf thi ketlu kapi lidhu
avajo to badhe thi avvana
hashe rasta to loko chalvana
musafar hoi to ama shu
ame to rasta vagar pan chalvana
pushp ni bhinto chanavo to khara
ne pachi bari mukavo to khara
ekda ma mindu jetlu
etli jagya banavo to khara
'k' keval kavita no ne sher no 'sh' kem?
'g' gazal no to pachi prem no 'p' kem?
charey chai sankalayela to pachi dur rahi shake kem?
tevij reete premi ek bijathi door rahi shake kem?
aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
well played! well played! well played!!
tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk
honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk
honthon ko choom lu.
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe
nazren jamaye baithe the
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren
jamaye baithe the
Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla
(wah wah).
Jee karta hai ki teri neeli neeli aankhon
main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree neeli neeli aankhon main
dub jaoon
chapaak!
Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai
isse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai, For example
Fevicol (wah wah)
Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke'
Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise '
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya to bheeg gaya.
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.
La, phawda mujhe de.(Wah Wah)
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha Galib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha Galib ne
"Yahan likhna mana hai."
Woh sadak ke us paar thi
Hum sadak ke is paar the
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch woh aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage
badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage
badhi
Ab hum sadak ke us ppar the, aur voh sadak ke is
paar thi.
Big deal!
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
*wah*wah*wah*wah
Bakri chadhi pahad par ,
Bakri chadhi pahad par
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere
baap ne muzhe peeta
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap
ne muzhe peeta
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to
tan theta
Taan ki shakti, maan ki shakti
bournvita !
kaaash ke tere chehre par
Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par
chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee
saaath hote !!!
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se
nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to
sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron
ka kya hoga.
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
Before Marriage:
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana
chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage:
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi
marti